Conversations with a two year old

Me:              Beri's belly's full.
Loo:             Beri, your belly's full? That's OK dad will fix it tomorrow.


Loo:              Are you writing?
Me:               Yes.
Loo:              Don't bonk your head.


Loo:              I'm gonna break your heart.
My friend:     Loo, where's your heart?
Loo:              I don't know.
My friend:     You better find it today.
Loo:              Oh here it is! (He picked up a dinosaur.)


Oh, I must be tired. I don't think I am.
(I overheard him say this to himself after he yawned.)


Dad push me downstairs.
(He was sitting in a laundry basket.)


I'm just like a kid!
(He tells me this everytime he's kicks a ball around the house)


I'm hungry for a chocolate chip.


Beri, don't laugh at me, I'm having a time out.


Mom don't tell me what to say.


Leave me alone, I'm trying to cry.